Well, after touring Gettysburg, we wanted to drive to Lancaster County and visit some of the Amish sites. Well, we drove and drove, and finally went to a gas station to make sure we were going the right direction. After all, Lancaster County is a pretty big county. We stopped and talked to a nice lady with no teeth and a man from India. The lady (who was a lead-foot driver) offered to drive us out to the community where a lot of Amish businesses and people live. And before we left, the man from India recommended a restaurant out there. Great! So, we followed the speed-demon for about 1/2 hour and finally came to this town:
For real. That is the name of the town. Don't ask my why, we never found out. We saw a ton of horse and buggy's all over the place, which was neat. But the bummer thing was, by the time we got there, all the stores were closed! That was the whole reason we drove over 2 hours to get to Amish Country! Oh well, at least we still had a nice Amish dinner awaiting us.

We went to a restaurant called Harvest View Family Restaurant and Buffet. We walked in...it totally smelled like the elementary school cafeteria. You know that kind of rotten-y milk smell mixed with, oh, I don't know cleaner and mildew or something??? That's what this place smelled like from the second we walked in. But, before we had the chance to turn around, a man from India greeted us-- maybe the gas station guys brother or cousin? He practically forced us into the dining room which was decorated with a bunch of long church-type tables which were covered with either a tacky floral-patterned tablecloth or a cow print. Wow. Quite shocking. We soon realized we were the only patrons in the restaurant....how could that be? There were other cars in the restaurant... Anyway, we could hardly leave at that point. The man said, "Take your choice of seating." We thought, "Ya, thanks, as if that wasn't a little obvious." So, we took a seat at a table by a window overlooking a huge field. I do have to admit, the setting was beautiful. The food, on the other hand, left A LOT to be desired. Not much variety and what they did have looked and tasted like it was cooked at the beginning of the week. Then it was put into leftover containers (or zip lock bags) and stored in the fridge until the next day. Then it's all re-heated and left sitting under heat lamps for hours, until back to the zip lock until the next day. Seriously, it was bad. The rolls were as hard as rocks. You know how you always hear about how good the Amish bread is? Well, no Amish bread at this place. And for 3 of us to eat-a helping of stuffing, potatoes and some ham; a piece of pie and some ice cream- it was $40! That's more expensive than Chuck-a-rama! And Chuck-a-rama blows this place out of the water! But, I did find this on the Internet and thought it was funny: "From panoramic views overlooking the neighboring farms, with mountains in the background, your eyes will feast as much as your palette. Home made breads, Pies, Dessert, Crispy fried chicken, Roast beef, Pork roast, ham loaf, Chicken corn soup and lots more. You are guaranteed a dining experience like no other."
Wow.
As we were leaving we did meet a cute, old Amish man with a long, white beard. He talked to us for a while and tried to teach us some Dutch. We asked him about his beard and he said the Amish start to grow their beards the day they marry. He has been growing his beard for 52 years. He was a hoot to talk to. Brett asked if we could take our picture with him and he said, "No. If you do take my picture I'd have to sue you." Brett said, "OK, how much?" He said, ""One million." Brett said, "Done." Then he said, "No, really. Amish don't believe in having their picture taken." He then went on to tell us about an Amish man who was arrested and the police were trying to take his mug shot. He refused and said it was against his religion. (First of all, wouldn't doing whatever he did to be arrested be against his religion, too?) Anyway, they insisted. Afterward, he sued the state and won $1,000,000 settlement. So, he really was serious when he told Brett it'd cost him one million buck-a-roo's.